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Sup. I'm Randi. Take a seat, have a smoke, look around. I reblog what I like, sorry if that's lame. /HotDamn for friends, /MeandShit for me.

alphabitches:

sexting boys is so fun because they get so into it and you’re like cleaning your kitchen or something

mcdsfries:

LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

pr1nceshawn:

What Everything Looks Like To Dogs by Robert Brown.

lamefuckboy:

im-a-walking-paradox:

hip-hop-lifestyle:

what if your friend had a freak accident where his thang got cut off and he need a dick transplant and he ask you for 3 inches

how he gon ask me for all I got

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amandabeep:

So I got this for Christmas.

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And my mom has a habit of judging books by their cover, so she thought it’s some sort of a philosophical autobiography.

She took it from me a few minutes ago, saying that she really wanted to read it.

Before I could explain what it was really about, she flips it to this page:

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She just closed it, gave it back to me, and slowly left my room.

I’m dying.

illkim:

*waits for 911 to call me first so i don’t sound thirsty*

asscroissant:
“ bewbin:
“ what the fuck venasaur doing?
”
his best
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asscroissant:

bewbin:

what the fuck venasaur doing?

his best